I have a secret I’ve been keeping from you guys. It’s not a huge deal, but it’s something that I’ve never mentioned on here before, and now that I am starting an amazing new job in New York City, I feel like it’s time that you know. For the past two years, I have...
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This week, I am in Chicago for a business trip on the company dime. At the risk of sounding like an ungrateful bitch, I’m going to be honest – I really hate traveling for work. What can I say, airplane nausea, hotel hair dryers, and 12-hour workdays do not exactly tickle my fancy. The...
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It has come to my attention that I have a newly developed talent for crying in unsuitable situations. Exhibit A: Just a few days ago, I wept on an airplane. Three times. Next to two strangers. While reading 50 Shades of Grey. Apparently roasted peanuts and mommy porn make me very emotional. Today, I...
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On this first workday of daylight savings, I have found it rather difficult to concentrate. Today was my first day in a new cube, so I spent most of the morning moving my tiny green Buddha around the desk and pretending to unpack all of my other worldly trinkets. This took certain priority over...
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