• Posts Tagged ‘sex’

    Man vs. Machine

    by  • July 19, 2012 • Sex & Dating • 2 Comments

    Alright, single ladies. Let’s not kid ourselves, the man vs. vibrator battle is a little unbalanced. We can’t deny it – nothing puts a smile on the face like a good, solid man throwing you against your headboard at night (and hopefully in the morning). But shit happens. And lo and behold, those good, solid...

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    I’m Applying for the Bachelor.

    by  • May 15, 2012 • Love & Dating, Sex & Dating • 16 Comments


    Just kidding. But you’re really fucking gullible. In my days of serious commitment to my ex (henceforth know as “the dark days”), I watched a lot of television. Mostly because I had to fill the gaps in my busy schedule of being neglected and not having any sex. In the sea of reality shitshows...

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    My Weekend in Heaven and Hell

    by  • May 13, 2012 • Sex & Dating • 3 Comments

    Subtitle: My Life is a Hot Mess This week in my life has been a deliciously dramatic whirlwind. So much so that I could write seven separate posts regarding all of the events and emotions. Though I won’t, because I have more important things to dedicate my time to than sitting by my computer....

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