I’m sitting alone in a dark living room at the center of the universe – New York City. All is still and it seems as if time has stopped for a while. The city hums quietly outside the window reminding me that it hasn’t. It speaks to me, telling me that even though I...
Read more →Alright, single ladies. Let’s not kid ourselves, the man vs. vibrator battle is a little unbalanced. We can’t deny it – nothing puts a smile on the face like a good, solid man throwing you against your headboard at night (and hopefully in the morning). But shit happens. And lo and behold, those good, solid...
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Normally, I do not conduct book reviews on my blog – mostly because (though I do enjoy reading) I find literature to be on my mind less than food or sex. However, since the wildly popular “50 Shades of Grey” consists almost exclusively of explicit trips to pound town, I thought I could make...
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Just kidding. But you’re really fucking gullible. In my days of serious commitment to my ex (henceforth know as “the dark days”), I watched a lot of television. Mostly because I had to fill the gaps in my busy schedule of being neglected and not having any sex. In the sea of reality shitshows...
Read more →Subtitle: My Life is a Hot Mess This week in my life has been a deliciously dramatic whirlwind. So much so that I could write seven separate posts regarding all of the events and emotions. Though I won’t, because I have more important things to dedicate my time to than sitting by my computer....
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