In a strange twist of fates, I find myself stranded at the Las Vegas airport today. It’s 8:30 in the morning here, but I can feel the city beckoning. The airport slot machines sing for me. I’m one cup of coffee in, and I could probably be convinced into a shot of Bailey’s. My...
Read more →Beauty is fleeting, but beauty tips will help it last longer. So if you don’t already know and love these, start now. You’re welcome. 1. The Raccoon Killer. So you’re at some dude’s house. Or at the gym. Or at the spa. Wherever you are, you’re amazed at how easily your mascara detached itself...
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Yes, it’s that time again. Time for the only “final four” most vagina-bearing humans will ever draw a bracket for, place a bet on, or get sexually excited about. And probably a lot of non-vagina-clads, too. Don’t lie, straight men. We know you don’t just watch because “your girlfriend makes you.” It’s the final...
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When I chat up a guy at a bar, I can’t help but think that it’s almost unfair. I’m not talking “he doesn’t stand a chance” unfair. More like “I should probably come with a warning sign.” If I decide that I like you, congratulations. You’re about to become the next man to be...
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A while back, I wrote a wildly popular and sensational post about how my mother (the author of this blog) can be a stupid bitch sometimes. Since then, I’ve received a shitload of compliments, fan mail, and...
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