• Posts Tagged ‘dating’

    I’m Applying for the Bachelor.

    by  • May 15, 2012 • Love & Dating, Sex & Dating • 16 Comments


    Just kidding. But you’re really fucking gullible. In my days of serious commitment to my ex (henceforth know as “the dark days”), I watched a lot of television. Mostly because I had to fill the gaps in my busy schedule of being neglected and not having any sex. In the sea of reality shitshows...

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    My Weekend in Heaven and Hell

    by  • May 13, 2012 • Sex & Dating • 3 Comments

    Subtitle: My Life is a Hot Mess This week in my life has been a deliciously dramatic whirlwind. So much so that I could write seven separate posts regarding all of the events and emotions. Though I won’t, because I have more important things to dedicate my time to than sitting by my computer....

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    Nobody Likes an Awkward Phase

    by  • April 28, 2012 • Sex & Dating • 4 Comments

    My fifth grade picture depicts me in white overalls, horizontal stripes, and wispy bangs. When I look back on it, I want to punch myself in the face. It was an awkward phase somewhere between the time my mom picked out my clothes and the time...

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    Sexy Talk

    by  • April 23, 2012 • Sex & Dating • 2 Comments


    Lately, I have noticed that almost every single one of my friends or casual acquaintances talks about sex. A lot. Unless people usually devote 80% of their conversations to sexual encounters, fantasies, and (most entertainingly) disasters, I’m starting to think I may be the common thread. Perhaps it’s because I write a blog that...

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