Just kidding. But you’re really fucking gullible. In my days of serious commitment to my ex (henceforth know as “the dark days”), I watched a lot of television. Mostly because I had to fill the gaps in my busy schedule of being neglected and not having any sex. In the sea of reality shitshows...
Read more →Subtitle: My Life is a Hot Mess This week in my life has been a deliciously dramatic whirlwind. So much so that I could write seven separate posts regarding all of the events and emotions. Though I won’t, because I have more important things to dedicate my time to than sitting by my computer....
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Going through the end of a relationship is unbearably difficult. Some mourn it just as you would a death – and in a way, that’s what it is. You change your daily routine in an attempt to fill the new gaps. You begin to realize that the memories you’ve made together will be your last. And...
Read more →My fifth grade picture depicts me in white overalls, horizontal stripes, and wispy bangs. When I look back on it, I want to punch myself in the face. It was an awkward phase somewhere between the time my mom picked out my clothes and the time...
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Lately, I have noticed that almost every single one of my friends or casual acquaintances talks about sex. A lot. Unless people usually devote 80% of their conversations to sexual encounters, fantasies, and (most entertainingly) disasters, I’m starting to think I may be the common thread. Perhaps it’s because I write a blog that...
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