A while back, I wrote a wildly popular and sensational post about how my mother (the author of this blog) can be a stupid bitch sometimes. Since then, I’ve received a shitload of compliments, fan mail, and...
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In the past six months, I have made a fun little ritual of declining wedding invitations and burning them in the name of my failed marriage. It’s been a healthy exercise. However, after four “no”...
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Yesterday, I stumbled across Valeria Lukyanova – the overnight internet sensation and (thanks to an assload of surgery) self-proclaimed “human barbie doll.” When I first saw these pictures,...
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Lately, I have noticed that almost every single one of my friends or casual acquaintances talks about sex. A lot. Unless people usually devote 80% of their conversations to sexual encounters, fantasies, and (most entertainingly) disasters, I’m starting to think I may be the common thread. Perhaps it’s because I write a blog that...
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This is not your ordinary sundae. Not that there is anything wrong with the good old-fashioned kind. Trust me, I am just as much of a sucker for hot fudge and caramel as the next schmuck. But in the Texas heat, nothing beats this refreshing little diddy. Especially when you are sitting on the couch...
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