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    13 Ways to Make This Year Your Bitch

    by  • January 1, 2013 • Laugh • 8 Comments

    happy new year

    Before I launch into my list, I’m going to take a mandatory reflective moment to talk about 2012. For those of you who don’t know me very well, let’s go through a quick recap of how I got to this day in time. Two years ago, I was the world’s most hilarious and awesome...

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    50 Delusional Diet Thoughts

    by  • August 19, 2012 • Laugh • 6 Comments


    Diets are like braces: shitty little bastards who ruin your social life until one day, they’re gone, and you look so fucking good that you forget they were ever there. In fact, you email all of your friends asking them to kindly delete any photos dated...

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