Before I launch into my list, I’m going to take a mandatory reflective moment to talk about 2012. For those of you who don’t know me very well, let’s go through a quick recap of how I got to this day in time. Two years ago, I was the world’s most hilarious and awesome...
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Halloween has yet to arrive, but somehow it feels over. Maybe it’s because I already spent half the weekend...
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In a strange twist of fates, I find myself stranded at the Las Vegas airport today. It’s 8:30 in the morning here, but I can feel the city beckoning. The airport slot machines sing for me. I’m one cup of coffee in, and I could probably be convinced into a shot of Bailey’s. My...
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You asked for it, and here it is: the first installment of our Las Vegas adventure. It’s Friday night in Las Vegas. I’ve got a sexy blonde and a hot Asian by my side. We call ourselves a buffet of sorts – a little something for everyone. Not to be confused with the all you...
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Diets are like braces: shitty little bastards who ruin your social life until one day, they’re gone, and you look so fucking good that you forget they were ever there. In fact, you email all of your friends asking them to kindly delete any photos dated...
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