I don’t know how you all feel about white chocolate, but I was never a huge fan. I have pretty much always resented it for calling itself chocolate when it’s really just cocoa butter. I just don’t like being lied to by food. But lately, I’ve been trying some different kinds of baked goods, and...
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Up until a few weeks ago, I had quite the morning routine – pretend that I was clean, pick out something to wear that I would inevitably freeze to death in, and purchase a scrumptious breakfast wrap filled with avocado, egg whites, and oozy cheese on my way to work. It was delightful. That...
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My trip to Las Vegas (and bikini debut of the season) is approaching faster than my love handles can handle. Last time I went to Las Vegas, I dieted for three months beforehand – resulting in a state of absolute desperation and withdrawal from everything good in life. This time, I shortened the sentence...
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Many food blogs out there will provide you with scrumptious recipes, gorgeous photography, and a brief description of the author’s culinary adventure that goes something like this: “Today, I made this and it was ! Everyone , and after they ate it, they told me I was...
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Today is one of those days when it feels like the universe is giving me a gigantic middle finger. One second, I’m minding my own business going to five different stores to find a place that sells some fucking marshmallow fluff in New York City. The next, I come home to what appears to...
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