Many food blogs out there will provide you with scrumptious recipes, gorgeous photography, and a brief description of the author’s culinary adventure that goes something like this: “Today, I made this and it was ! Everyone , and after they ate it, they told me I was...
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Breakfast is my absolute favorite meal to cook. There just isn’t any downside to a meal where you can choose to make a dish filled with cheese and runny egg yolk, or say “fuck it” and make dessert, and no one can judge you for either. Breakfast is literally anything you want it to...
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It’s strange to reflect on what I was like as a child. Curious and happy, but also a completely unstable sack of emotions. Likely because I was on heavy steroids. Not for recreational fun, of course. That would be really fucked up for a 7-year-old. Or anyone, really. My feelings toward steroids are negative,...
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As soon as the weather begins to chill, I overexcite. “IT’S CHRISTMAS!” I shout wrapping myself in a blanket and queuing up the Michael Buble Holiday album. But alas – it is October. And as badly as I’d like to watch snowman-themed claymation movies all day, I’m going to have to reel myself in...
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Cheese and I go way back. I like its creamy texture. It likes my thighs. It’s a rather symbiotic relationship we’ve got going. But lately, we’ve been on the outs. It’s not that cheese has wronged me or anything. I don’t know if anyone can really get angry with cheese. It’s just that I...
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